I woke up at 3 a.m. to get some water. I heard my son’s voice coming from his room, saying, “Mom, can you turn off the light?” Without thinking, I switched it off. As I got back to bed, I realized… my son wasn’t home; he was on a camping trip. I rushed to his room and froze—it was empty. I was sure I had heard his voice, or at least someone speaking in a sleepy tone. When I told my husband, he just laughed and said it was probably all in my head, but I know what I heard. That moment still freaks me out.
The Story:
I woke up at 3 a.m. to get some water. I heard my son’s voice coming from his room, saying, “Mom, can you turn off the light?” Without thinking, I switched it off. As I got back to bed, I realized… my son wasn’t home; he was on a camping trip. I rushed to his room and froze—it was empty. I was sure I had heard his voice, or at least someone speaking in a sleepy tone. When I told my husband, he just laughed and said it was probably all in my head, but I know what I heard. That moment still freaks me out.
A wife sent a message to her husband
A wife sent a message to her husband
Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”
Husband: Who is Priscilla?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.
Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?
Wife: Where are you??
Husband: Near the vegetable market
After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”
Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.
But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.
– Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.
– No! – exclaims the boy.
The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.
The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.
– What did you tell him?
– I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.
The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.
– What was that for? – he asks, confused.
– FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
