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Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

Post Views: 246 A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy […]

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When I Was Still At Work My Neighbor Called Saying Strangers Were Moving Into My House But When I Got There And Saw Who Was Behind The Moving Truck, I Couldn’t Speak A Word

Post Views: 86 The Call My name is Meline, but anyone who’s known me since I was five calls me Maddie. Those two names have always matched the split in my life—Meline for forms, banks, and signatures; Maddie for the girl people used to talk over at dinner. At 2:12 p.m. on a Wednesday I […]