Post Views: 305 My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”* “I know,” […]
Post Views: 203 I’m a 25-year-old newlywed, married to my loving husband, who is 28. Last weekend, I brought a dish from my late mom’s recipes to my in-laws’ family dinner. As I set it on the table, my MIL gave me a harsh look and said, “Get your mother’s food out of my house!” […]
Post Views: 919 The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. “No objection at all,” the patient says. […]
Post Views: 214 A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy […]
Post Views: 431 A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched it yet, and I said no. He left. My heart was beating like crazy. I decided to say it wasn’t a winner the next time […]
Post Views: 294 A teacher stands in front of the class, determined to make math relatable. She says, “Alright, class, here’s a practical math problem. If your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother, what will he have?” The students sit silently, scribbling calculations and furrowing their brows. The teacher scans […]
Post Views: 36 Parenting is no easy task. We all have our unique styles, and let’s face it, there’s no shortage of opinions – wanted or otherwise. But for Emma, a proud member of the ‘understanding and empathic’ tribe, breaking the mold of traditional parenting has been a life-changing decision.
Post Views: 58 Nirvana never asked to live in an empty lot next to a car wash, but when her family left her behind with a blanket and some food, the loyal dog curled up on her makeshift bed and waited for them to return. “She was lying there for two days,” Suzette Hall, founder […]
Post Views: 879 Here are many warning signs of skin cancer. These signs may include skin changes, unusual spots, mole changes, bleeding sores, and several more. They may be difficult to spot, and if in doubt, seeking medical care is important. Skin cancer is the most common form of cancer. More than 9,500 people in […]
Post Views: 1,444 Relationships come with their fair share of challenges — awkward moments, surprises, and the occasional hilarious misunderstandings. From forgetful road trips to creative solutions gone awry, one thing’s for sure: love can be downright funny. Love may be a serious business, but it sure knows how to deliver a punchline! From the […]