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– Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

Post Views: 214 A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy […]

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$10K Lottery

Post Views: 430 A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched it yet, and I said no. He left. My heart was beating like crazy. I decided to say it wasn’t a winner the next time […]

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Math Problem Goes Off the Rails

Post Views: 294 A teacher stands in front of the class, determined to make math relatable. She says, “Alright, class, here’s a practical math problem. If your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother, what will he have?” The students sit silently, scribbling calculations and furrowing their brows. The teacher scans […]